Once upon a time Rich Doubter stood up to a believer who claimed that he knew Jesus. Rich Doubter asked, “You say you know Jesus, but I don’t believe you. Why should
I?”
Believer took a Bible from his
pocket. He held up the Bible and said, “Here’s why?” Thinking to mock Believer, Rich Doubter asked, “Since you know Jesus, tell me what I must do to
inherit eternal life.”
Believer answered, “Love your
neighbor as yourself. Love them with all your heart and with all your soul. But
love is not enough. With all your strength and with all your mind you must
protect people from evil men who seek to harm them just as Jesus protected women from evil men who would harm them.”
“And if I do that I shall inherit
eternal life?”
“What I know is that if you do
nothing, you will have lived a worthless life unworthy of inheriting eternal
life. You will die a rich man but spiritually poor. To others you will be
nothing. The worth of your life will be less worth less than a piece of trash
blown in the wind.”
“At least if I do nothing I will
not be evil.”
“There are two kinds of evil—lesser and greater. The person who does evil commits the greater evil and becomes evil. The person who does nothing to prevent evil when he could do something commits the lesser evil. He may be less evil than the evildoer, but he is also less good as a person, perhaps not good at all. His evil is selfishness and may also be cowardliness. Such a man is worthless, unworthy of any kind of life much less eternal life. His only value is to himself; thus he is worthless to everyone else. He is worthless even to himself though he may think otherwise.”
“And Jesus told you this?”
“He showed me by living the life of
a good man. Can you tell me who in the Bible betrayed goodness only to become a
rich?”
“Judas?”
“You have answered correctly. Tell
me, is that the kind of life you would want to live even if there is no eternal life?”
“Of course not.”
“Judas was unworthy of eternal life,
but perhaps there is no such thing, just words. But tell me this. If there is no eternal
life, then is Jesus nothing, just a man who once lived and died because there
were no good men brave enough to save him?”
“No. He’s not nothing.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because he helped others. He died
because he was trying to help others to live spiritual lives.”
“I'm thinking Rich Doubter that you know something of the Bible.
So can you tell me how does the poor man Jesus compare to the rich man Solomon?
Solomon had riches and women beyond counting and Jesus was a poor man who loved
women but only sought to protect them not to use them as Solomon did.”
“Compared to the good works of
Jesus, Solomon’s wealth and all his wives and concubines add up to nothing truly good.”
“But the Bible says King Solomon
was not only rich but wiser than any other king in the world.”
“Perhaps kings were not so wise when compared to real wisdom. Solomon threatened to cut a baby in half to reveal the real mother. That was a clever stunt but doesn’t make him wise. What would he have done if both mothers agreed? In those days, when kings gave their word they were bound by it as when Herod said to the girl Salome, ‘Ask me for anything you like and I will give it to you.’ Salome asked her mother Queen Herodias for advice, and she said, ‘Ask for the head of John the Baptist,’ whom she hated. Herod actually liked John the Baptist and didn’t want him killed, but he had to keep to his word. Emerson said, ‘Foolish consistencies are the hobgoblin of little minds,’ so maybe kings aren't all that wise.
“I think that had Solomon been wealthy and wise he would have told the two women that one can keep the baby and the other will be given a free house and a stipend to live on so she won’t have to continue being a prostitute. I think the jealous prostitute would have gone for the house and stipend, and the nonsense of cutting the baby in half could have been avoided. And then he could have done the same for the baby’s real mother. That way the problem could have been solved with everyone being happy. But Solomon was too in love with his wealth to see that option. And he would still be evil for collecting women as sex toys, and though he was filthy rich we hear nothing about him helping the poor as Jesus did. Solomon thought being poor was virtuous, but he knew nothing about what it's like to be poor. If Solomon had been virtuous he would have helped the poor rather than praise them.”
“For a rich man you are pretty wise
yourself. So tell me what parable of Jesus that best reflects Jesus’s values.”
“It would have to be the parable of
the Good Samaritan, which is about helping others.”
“And when asked who these others are, what does Jesus say?”
“Our neighbors, I believe.”
“You have answered correctly.”
“And then Jesus tells the story of
the Good Samaritan. Yet, who was a Samaritan?”
“Yes, that was a long time ago, so
perhaps we should update the story with people we do know.”
“Let’s do. That sounds
interesting.”
“Then let’s begin. A Ukrainian
family, a man and wife and three children, were going to the beautiful city Kyiv
to shop for the week and enjoy the beauties of the city when they were attacked
by Orc robbers from Russia. Today Orcs are everywhere in Ukraine. These men
are malevolent brutes who prey upon innocent families, even destroying their
homes and cities. They raped and killed the wife and kidnapped the children.
They left the man alive to suffer as Job suffered, but stripped him of his
clothes, beat him then went away with his children.”
“The poor man. He must have
suffered greatly.”
“Of course he did, but the attack
did not go unnoticed. It was observed by three men. The three men were Money
Man, Gadget Man, and Soldier Boy. Rich Man loved
money above all else. Gadget Man loved his gadgets. And Soldier Boy loved being
a big celebrity.”
“Why didn’t they help the family?
Were they scared?”
“Together they could have defeated the brutish stupid Orc. Hearing the cries of the children and their
mother, the men asked one another what they should do.”
“And what did they say?”
“Well, Money Man was wearing very
expensive clothes. His shoes alone were worth a thousand dollars. So he said,
‘I advise we do nothing because I may get my clothes soiled. I certainly don’t
want to get any blood on my Casino Royale dress shirt. And the Orcs are very
dangerous and may mess up my hair which is very delicate. Besides, I’ve been on the phone with the
president of the Orcs and I think I can work a deal with him if we don’t do
anything to anger him. So let’s just watch and do nothing for now.’”
“What about Gadget man?”
“Gadget man made missiles and
satellites that could have been used against the attackers. But he too had been
on the phone with the president of the Orcs and was hoping to sell him missiles
and satellites. So he said, ‘I agree with Money Man. I say let’s do nothing and
later make a deal with the president of the Orcs that will make us all even
richer than we already are.’”
“And what about Soldier Boy?”
“Money Man and Gadget Man asked Soldier Boy if the three of them should save the family. Soldier Boy said,
‘I gotta be honest with you, I don't really care what happens to the
family whether they live or die.’”
“He just didn’t care. That’s a
strange response from a soldier.”
“Well the Orcs are also soldiers and don’t
care if families live or die. Or maybe he’s not a real soldier in heart and
mind but just likes wearing the uniform.”
“So what happened?”
“The Orcs raped and killed the wife,
took the kids, one a daughter poor girl, and left the father in the road half
dead.”
“What happened next? Where is the
Good Samaritan?”
“First let’s look at what the three
men did. Money Man didn’t want to be bothered with the man, ‘I don’t want to
touch him. He’s filthy, and he’s a nobody so why should I dirty my clothes and
car getting him to a hospital?’
“‘Good point said Gadget Man.
Besides if we help him we might spoil the deal with the president of the Orcs.’
“‘That’s right on the money,’ said
Money Man. So then they asked Soldier Boy what he thought they
should do.”
“‘He’s half dead so let him die is
what I say. Besides, his wife is dead and dead people give me the willies and I
get real squeamish at the sight of blood. So I say, let’s take off and go to a
fancy restaurant where we can forget about all this shit.’ Gadget Man agreed saying that
they should head for his yacht and take a holiday. Money Man said, ‘I’m up for
two Big Macs, a couple Fillet-o-Fish sandwiches, a large fry and a diet Coke. Whaddya
think?’ Soldier Boy said, ‘Whatever floats your boat, Money Man’ and Gadget Man
nodded and smiled in agreement.”
“Was that the end of the story?”
“No. Then came along Old Man with his donkey. He walked to where the injured man was lying in the road.
When he saw him, he took pity on him. Though very old and could barely walk himself, Old Man went to him and bandaged the man’s wounds by tearing off the sleeves of his own
shirt. He saw the dead woman and began to weep. ‘You poor, poor man. Your
wife is dead. Where are your children?’
“‘The Orcs killed her and took the
children.’
“‘Yes, they are evil monsters hardly
human. I am the president of a rich country. I will see if my people
will help yours to fight the Orcs. But I do not have much time. There are three
men will soon take control of my country and when they do it will help no one
because they worship only money and care nothing about other people, not even
their own. They are known as the Three Scrooges but are often called the Three
Stooges.’”
“What Old Man said angered Money
Man, Gadget Man, and Soldier Boy. ‘He mocks us,’ said Money Man.
Rich Doubter said, “The three men deserved to be mocked. They remind me of movie The Wizard of Oz.”
“In what way?”
“You know the movie?”
“Of course. So tell me what you are thinking.”
“You know then the Scarecrow who wants a brain, and the Tin Man who wants a heart, and the Cowardly Lion who wants wants courage.”
“I do, and so what are you saying?”
“I think each of the three men lack all three. They are stupid, unfeeling cowards. And the Orcs must be like the monkeys that they do the work of the evil witch.”
“Yes. And I will tell you something you might not know about the movie. It was made in 1939 the same year World War Two began because Hitler ruled Germany.”
“So there have always been Orcs of one kind and another.”
“Always. That's why Good Samaritans are so important.”
“So tell me more about the Old Man, who is the Good Samaritan in your story.”
“Old Man put his coat on the injured man and struggled to get the man on his donkey. ‘You ride and I’ll walk’ said Old Man. Then Money Man said, ‘What a fool!’
“‘I couldn’t agree more,’ said Gadget Man.
“‘The old geezer can barely walk himself yet he lets the injury man ride his donkey while he has to walk. Old fool!’ said Soldier Boy.
“Then Old Man brought the injured
man to a medical clinic and told them to take good care of him and that he
would spend the night with him to reassure him that he was not alone. The next day Old Man took out his last
two denarii and gave them to the doctor. ‘Look after him, doc,’ he said, ‘and
when I return. And I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’ The three men had followed Old Man laughing to themselves all the way. When they heard what the Old Man said to the doctor, Gadget Man said, ‘What a fool giving his money help a stranger.’”
“‘I would have left him on the road
to die. He’s nothing to me, and I’m a Christian,’ said Soldier Boy.”
“Soldier Boy wasn’t a very good
Christian was he?” said Rich Doubter.
“He wasn’t a good man,
Christian or not.”
“Then why is he a Christian.”
“For the same reason he is a
soldier. To appear to be a better man than he really is.”
“But none of the men are heroes or good men.”
“No. They are just three stooges
who think they are better than they really are.”
“Posers.”
“Yes.”
“And is that the end of the story?”
“It is, but can you tell me what the moral of the story is?”
“That Old Man is the hero of the
story. He is a better man than the three stooges though he is old and not rich.”
“Why is he the better man?”
“Because like Jesus he help a
person in need while the other just watched and did nothing. The Orcs are
evildoers but the three men are selfish good-for-nothings.”
“So, you are a wise rich man. Do
you still want eternal life?”
“Yes, if possible, but most of all
I want to be a good man, a man like Jesus, not Judas.”
“So you are not a doubter. You know Jesus as well as I do.”
“I was prideful. I doubted you, but no longer. But I was uncertain about my own understanding of Jesus. And having talked with you, I now have a better understanding of what Jesus expects of us.”
“So what are you going to do now, become poor and follow Jesus?”
“I will use my wealth to help
people in need, and in that way I can still follow Jesus but do more good than
I could as a poor man.”
“I wish you well my friend.”
“You as well, and thank you.”